do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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