had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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