i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
