im about as happy as oj after his trial
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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