Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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