out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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