a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I think my fart just growled at me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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