i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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