Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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