She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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