ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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