I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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