Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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