I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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