i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i came on her dog
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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