Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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