i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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