So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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