does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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