ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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