I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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