I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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