speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The feeling are messing with the penis
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
