You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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