I'm jealous of your bromance
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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