I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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