Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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