Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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