Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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