Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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