that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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