yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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