I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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