Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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