someone threw a dead crab at me
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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