He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize