So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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