it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We are all done wearing pants today
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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