I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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