your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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