Betty ford says i'm here all night
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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