ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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