I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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