I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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