all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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