your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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