: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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