Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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