we have pet lesbian snakes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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