So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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