): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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