i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
