hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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