i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
