eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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