Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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