Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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